Weird laws in Washington DC

. A D.C. federal judge has ruled that begging is a form of free speech protected by the Constitution. That means that mugging is free speech too, only more persuasive.
. In Washington D.C. it is illegal to post a notice in public which calls another person a 'coward' for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.
. It is unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place in the District of Columbia.
. The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
. The U.S. government says it's a crime to give false weather reports.