Weird laws in Arkansas

Arkansas

. A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
. A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
. A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
. Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
. An Arkansas legislator not long ago proposed that the state provide growth
hormones to dwarfs.
. Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"
. At Arkansas State University two people cannot hold hands while standing in a doorway unless they belong to a union.
. Fayetteville: It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
. Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
. In Arkansas it is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs.
. It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas in that state.
. Little Rock: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
. It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday;
. No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or
sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54
. Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
. The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River
can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.